Ted Gets Serious

Ted is in the closet - will he ever come out

Big Ted takes isolating
Very serious indeed.
He’s taken off to places
He thinks we do not need.
Like living in the wardrobe
Along with shirts and shoes.
As he doesn’t want to spread
What he’s seen all in the news.
He’s being very sensible
Thinking of his fellow kin.
And staying from all others...
By bloody STAYING IN!