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| I am prepared - I think - I hope so - Oh Dear |
I’m feeling very frightened
I’m feeling very scared.
But I think I have it covered
I think I am prepared.
I’ve tins of chopped tomatoes,
Irish stew, corned beef and ham.
Tins of soup and baked beans,
Spaghetti hoops, sweet corn and Spam.
Toilet rolls a plenty,
Ready for the blitz!
For if I eat all of that tin stuff
I’m sure to have the sh*ts!
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